Wow, this is amazing
- It really isn't.
Challenge Mike Myers as the love guru
- That wouldn't be hard.
The scientific breakthrough is here
- Finally.
"Don't panic, she is not a prostitute"
- Well that's a relief.
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An extra inch and you become the Love Guru
- Two! Two Love Guru references. Hey, remember when The Love Guru was the smash comedy hit of 2008? No; Nobody does.
Obama endorses herbal supplements
- What a jerk.
Scientific discovery! Viagra with discounts
- And they said all that research was for nothing.
Nothing beats a huge stick
- Even a huge knife?
BAD NEWS ☹ Your Fatal Heart Attack Is Coming (here's why)
- Oh, I already know why:
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