Thursday, May 31, 2012

Cleaning Out My Spam Folder

Top 8 Idiotic Subject Lines (for Penis Enlargement)

8. Big penis is very cool!

7. Its very beautiful

6. Humongous bouncing boobies

5. The greatest shags of all

4. Butts that look awesome

3. Jay Leno found taking drugs

2. Violent lovemaking video

1. Ass rimming the easy way

How Do You Protzct Eyes?

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Philosoraptor Would be Proud

Hi to you

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.


Good day!

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Liked Fraud...


Dear Friend,

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